Thursday, November 10, 2005

I'm an "Emotional Eater"

When the world turns it's back on me, I eat junk food.

If life throws me lemons, I buy Lemonheads.

Chester Cheetah, you are oh-so dangerously cheesy. I don't want to live one more day without your mouth-watering, crunchy, cheesy goodness that is Cheetos.

Nothing says love like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Well, maybe 2. Or 4.

Lay's Wavy Potato Chips (with Kraft Dips, Green Onion). You can't eat just one. In my case, you can't eat just one bag.

Breyers Black Cherry Ice Cream is my comforter, my protector, my savior. It soothes my breaking heart.

Did someone say 'left-over Halloween candy'???

I'd guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? My Girl, Little Debbie, and her delicious Nutty Buddy bars. God bless you, Lil' Deb.

One word. CHOCOLATE. Enough said.

And I could never forget the other two men in my life. The men that help me end a bad day, start a good weekend, and party till the sun rises. The men who without, I would not be able to make it through this divorce. The ONLY men that matter. The ONLY men that truly love me for me.... Jose and the Captain.

10 Lost at Sea:

kimmyk said...

oh my gosh i'm crackin up!

you know what else is good? frosting..right out of the can or on a graham cracker. That always helps my tummy when it's had a hard day.

and let me just say i * heart * lil debbie too! i * heart * all her snacky goodness.

Bridget Jones said...

so totally get that.

And MOm says hi back!!

Miladysa said...

Should be available on prescription!

kris said...

Oh yeah. This is me too! I especially like my "I've had a bad day, so I'll just eat a few of these Baked Lays and have a glass of Chardonnay" lie.

Bridget Jones said...

Mel sweetie, I'm fat, I've had dinner 3 hours ago, and after reading this post, am so ravenous it isn't funny.

Honest! We have the same food like-ys.

How about nacho cheese doritos?

Groan! That sound you hear is my tummy saying "feed me..."!

Bridg

cmhl said...

hahahah!!!!! I LOVE this post!

Vanathi said...

good post...

still_figuring_out said...

chocolate is good for the soul :)

Danielle said...

I can really relate to this one. If I had my hands filled with the capn't and reeses, I'd be happy cat right now. Hope you are doing okay! Much love...

Lisa said...

Reese's pb cups are indeed love in a pretty orange wrapper.

But, I gotta ask, you're loving in DC, right? And you're eating Lays? Lays cannot possibly properly grease the wheels of emotional turmoil. My dear, you need Utz. And think of those of us who live in an Utzless void.